I heard and I laughed

OK this may sound bad but I've got this silly friend who said "I will NEVER go to the left or to the right, instead I shall go straight ahead!"

"What is to the left and to the right that you wish not to travel?" I responded

"The left is the liberal and the right is the conservative. Therefore, I shall neuturalize myself right smack in the middle. I can't be idle, hence the straightaway!!"

I laughed...